An old farmer in Florida had owned a large farm for several years. He
had a large pond in the back, fixed up nice; picnic tables, horseshoe
courts, basketball court, etc. The pond was properly shaped and fixed up
for swimming when it was built.

One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the pond, as he hadn't
been there for a while, and look it over. As he neared the pond, he
heard voices shouting and laughing with glee. As he came closer he saw
it was a bunch of young women skinny dipping in his pond. He made the
women aware of his presence and they all went to the deep end of the
pond. One of the women shouted to him, "We're not coming out until you
leave!"

The old man replied, "I didn't come down here to watch you ladies swim
or make you get out of the pond naked. I'm here to feed the alligator."

Moral: Old age and cunning will triumph over youth and enthusiasm every
time!.