Friday, July 22, 2005

Momentum and Collisional Energy Considerations
of Cryogenically Stored Twinkies(R). Abstract

We believe that the internal structural properties of TWINKIES
can be effectively studied through cryogenic alteration of their
intrinsic elasticity followed by application of sudden shocks.
We have discovered two phenomena which may be worthy
of further investigation --
Twinkie Fission and Twinkie Adhesion Molecular Effect (TAME).
Each are described in detail and commented upon.

click here to read abstract

Tuesday, July 19, 2005

In Popstrology my birthsatar is.....

Bobby "Boris" Pickett and

the Crypt-Kickers Monster Mash

Monster Mash

Let me know what your birthstar is and does it make sense.

Find out your birthstar

Friday, July 15, 2005

"Adopting an attitude of universal responsibility
is essentially a personal matter.
The real test of compassion is not what we say in
abstract discussions but how we conduct
ourselves in daily life."

-His Holiness the Dalai Lama,

One of the ways I choose to show compassion is prayer.

What do you choose?

Thursday, July 14, 2005

click here to see what this rose is made of.
Better indeed is knowledge than mechanical
practice. Better than knowledge is meditation. But better still is surrender of
attachment to results, because there follows immediate
-Bhagavad Gita 12:12

Sunday, July 10, 2005

Obituary of the future?


Nov. 10, 2009
Reeves – Keanu (45) died of dehydration on the front lawn

of his home in the Hollywood hills Tuesday morning.
The 45-year-old actor reportedly accepted a challenge from
fellow actor and former co-star Gary Busey, who claimed Reeves
“couldn’t act his way out of a paper bag.”

Reeves spent his final four days in a 8 x 5 foot brown sack
deprived of food and water. Witnesses passing by Reeves’
home said they could faintly hear the “actor” reading scenes
from the famed works of Shakespeare and Tennessee Williams,
but claimed he “just wasn’t believable,” due to his rigid delivery
and surfer dialect. Others pointed out that his performance
suffered greatly from its complete absence of special effects.
Keanu Reeves leaves behind his mother, Patricia, his father,

Sam, and two sisters, Karina and Kim. The name “Keanu,”
given to him by his father, means “cool breeze over the mountains”
in Hawaiian. However, in English, “Keanu” means “extremely fu---ble.”
Reeves’ ashes are to be set to sea off the coast of the island of Maui.

via Jest

Thursday, July 07, 2005

You're Ireland!

Mystical and rain-soaked, you remain mysterious to many people, and this
makes you intriguing.  You also like a good night at the pub, though many are just as
worried that you will blow up the pub as drink your beverage of choice.  You're good
with words, remarkably lucky, and know and enjoy at least fifteen ways of eating a potato.
 You really don't like snakes.

Take the Country Quiz at
the Blue Pyramid

Tuesday, July 05, 2005

"America will never be destroyed from the outside.
If we falter and lose our freedoms,
it will be because we destroyed ourselves."

- Abraham Lincoln

cool garage

Try this out, its wierd.