What do all of these people have in common?
Lynn Redgrave
Cleo Laine
Elton John
Peter Ustinov
Julie Andrews
Twiggy
Roger Moore
John Cleese
Peter Sellers
Bruce Forsyth
Petula Clark
Leo Sayer
Spike Milligan
Dudley Moore
Glenda Jackson
Shirley Bassey
Lou Rawls
Gladys Knight
Debbie Harry
Paul Simon
Judy Collins
Johnny Cash
Joan Baez
Alice Cooper
Helen Reddy
Loretta Lynn
John Denver
Kris Kristofferson
Arlo Guthrie
Anne Murray
Linda Ronstadt
Diana Ross

answer,

Hi Ian

I miss you.

Bird King

THREE LAWS

Godwin's Law

"As a discussion grows longer, the probability of
a comparison involving Nazis or Hitler approaches one."
This is the theory of one Mike Godwin; the 'law'
originated in the jargon of the Usenet world, but is
now applicable to most lengthy arguments.
The party dragging up the taboo subjects as a
trump card automatically ends the argument on the losing side.

Sod's Law

There is no definite wording of Sod's Law.
It is essentially a comic explanation of ironic misfortune.
It maintains that a piece of bread and butter dropped
will land butter side down. Basically, in a moment of crisis,
forces beyond your control, inanimate objects,
weather etc will join forces to make the crisis steeper.

Murphy's Law

"If anything can go wrong, it will."* Attributed to
Captain E Murphy of the Wright Field Aircraft Laboratory.
Or is it engineer Ed Murphy of the Edwards Air Force Base,
California? Already, a mist settles on the true derivation.
Some claim the original saying was a slur on a sloppy technician:
"If there's a way to do it wrong, he'll find it", which is
semantically quite different. Whatever, it is more likely
that the attribution is due to that mildly pejorative sense
of pithy, homespun logic which the Irish are said to treasure.

The difference between Murphy's and Sod's Laws is quite
subtle and can get a bit mathematical. Don't bother with it.

*Note: while typing this short sentence, I made nine typing errors!

Source: various



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It is not the strongest of the species that survive, nor the most
intelligent, but the one most responsive to change. -Charles Darwin,
naturalist and author (1809-1882)

Irreverence is the champion of liberty and its only sure defense.
-Mark Twain





thanks dad

Peggy Noonan article about John Kerry
Click on Picture below

Follow the money

the inventer of terrorism

Baghdad







Stories and news from Iraq after the liberation


Which one of those Arabs know the meaning of Democracy, Elections,

Human rights and other terms which considered as weird words

when heard in the ‘Arab Nation’?
It’s funny to listen to those Arab ‘analysts’ when they talk against the

new Iraqi Interim government and that’s not an elected government,

and does not have the legal rights to act or legislate the rules and laws

and apply them on the Iraqi people!
Isn’t it strange to hear them talking like that, most of those are Syrians,

Palestinians, Egyptians and many others from the rest of our ‘lovely’

Arab nation, in addition to those Islamists and clerics who have been

occupying our channels recently, those who play the biggest rule in the

‘anti-everything’ opinions

Care About Free Speech and Fair Use?
Then Join the Fight!

NO GAIN

‘Dimensions of Pain’ categorised in a celebrated medical questionnaire:

Sensory
Flickering, Quivering, Pulsing, Throbbing, Beating, Pounding
Jumping, Flashing, Shooting
Pricking, Boring, Drilling, Stabbing, Lancinating
Sharp, Cutting, Lacerating
Pinching, Pressing, Gnawing, Cramping, Crushing
Tugging, Pulling, Wrenching
Hot, Burning, Scalding, Searing
Tingling, Itchy, Smarting, Stinging
Dull, Sore, Hurting, Aching, Heavy
Tender, Taut, Rasping, Splitting

Affective
Tiring, Exhausting
Sickening, Suffocating
Fearful, Frightful, Terrifying
Punishing, Gruelling, Cruel, Vicious, Killing
Wretched, Blinding

Evaluative
Annoying, Troublesome, Miserable, Intense, Unbearable

Miscellaneous
Spreading, Radiating, Penetrating, Piercing
Tight, Numb, Drawing, Squeezing, Tearing
Cool, Cold, Freezing
Nagging, Nauseating, Agonizing, Dreadful, Torturing

Source: the McGill-Melzack Pain Questionnaire

HOW TO COOK AN ALIEN



designed from the wreck of an alien spaceship at Roswell in 1947?

The argument for eating Aliens

Aliens come here uninvited.

They ate Elvis.

They mutilate our cattle, and probe abductees by shoving probes in their rectum and
performing other unspeakable acts upon unsuspecting victims.

They are plentiful, more plentiful than the strained seas and
land resources, and they seem to be coming in increasing numbers
(if you beleive what some people are saying).

They are Kosher meat.

They taste good if prepared well.

According to some,they mess around with the Space Shuttle, when astronauts launch sattelites.

Their meat is safer than British Beef.
.

"Leninade is a
soda pop that
truly captures
the spirit of the
Russian Revolution!
It's Red, it's Bubbly,
and it goes well with
Vodka!"

-- Former Communist
Party Official;
now a used car
salesman in
Tampa.

kerry flip flop

God Bless America
By Roy Lessin

God bless America with --
Comfort for all who mourn;
Peace for all who are troubled;
Grace for all who are needy;
Courage for all who fear;
Strength for all who are weary;
Faith for all who are seeking;
Hope for all who are uncertain;
Protection for all who serve;
Wisdom for all who lead.

From Deanie,

RAGGED OLD FLAG

I walked through a county courthouse square,
On a park bench an old man was sitting there.
I said, "Your old courthouse is kinda run down."
He said, "Naw, it'll do for our little town."
I said, "Your flagpole has leaned a little bit,
And that's a Ragged Old Flag you got hanging on it.


He said, "Have a seat", and I sat down.
"Is this the first time you've been to our little town?"
I said, "I think it is." He said, "I don't like to brag,
But we're kinda proud of that Ragged Old Flag."


"You see, we got a little hole in that flag there
When Washington took it across the Delaware.
And it got powder-burned the night Francis Scott Key
Sat watching it writing _Oh Say Can You See_.
And it got a bad rip in New Orleans
With Packingham and Jackson tuggin' at its seams."


"And it almost fell at the Alamo
Beside the Texas flag, but she waved on through.
She got cut with a sword at Chancellorsville
And she got cut again at Shiloh Hill.
There was Robert E. Lee, Beauregard, and Bragg,
And the south wind blew hard on that Ragged Old Flag."


"On Flanders Field in World War I
She got a big hole from a Bertha gun.
She turned blood red in World War II
She hung limp and low by the time it was through.
She was in Korea and Vietnam.
She went where she was sent by her Uncle Sam."


"She waved from our ships upon the briny foam,
And now they've about quit waving her back here at home.
In her own good land she's been abused --
She's been burned, dishonored, denied and refused."


"And the government for which she stands
Is scandalized throughout the land.
And she's getting threadbare and wearing thin,
But she's in good shape for the shape she's in.
'Cause she's been through the fire before
And I believe she can take a whole lot more."


"So we raise her up every morning,
Take her down every night.
We don't let her touch the ground
And we fold her up right.
On second thought I DO like to brag,
'Cause I'm mighty proud of that Ragged Old Flag."


Written by Johnny Cash

Atomic platters

Australia

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