Happy St Patty's day!

God then made man.
The Italian for their beauty.
The French for fine food.
The Swedes for intelligence.
The Jew for religion.
And on and on until he looked at what he had created and said,
"This is all very fine but no one is having fun.
I guess I'll have to make me an Irishman."

finally!
Someone put it together.
Playing Pink Floyd's "Dark side of the moon"
Sinced up with "The Wizard of Oz'
Many strange coincidences.

Idiom Shortage Leaves Nation All Sewed Up In Horse Pies

The Onion - America's Finest News Source

WASHINGTON—A crippling idiom shortage that has left millions of Americans struggling to express themselves spread like tugboat hens throughout the U.S. mainland Tuesday in an unparalleled lingual crisis that now has the entire country six winks short of an icicle.

First things first

In 1963, Giants pitcher Gaylord Perry joked, "They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run."

On July 20, 1969, just minutes after Apollo 11 made its lunar landing, he hit the first home run of his career.

Futility CLoset

Monty Pythons Black Knight Star Wars clip

Willi Chevalier

Willi Chevalier
Sigmaringen, Germany
Sigmaringen Beard Club

With his superstyled partial beard which NPR's Robert Siegel once dubbed a "hair pretzel" Willi Chevalier practically owns the partial beard freestyle category. Indeed, Willi has won this category at all WBMC's in memory with the exception of the 2003 WBMC when he was on injured reserve following an unfortunate encounter with a power drill.

WORLD BEARD AN MUSTACHE CHAMPIONSHIPS

"'It is amazing how complete is the delusion that beauty is goodness.' — Tolstoy"

Foggy morning,
Bleakness all around,
can't see past the leafless trees,
can't see whats around the corner,
what does the future hold?
despair or hope?
nothing to do but wait,
and see.

Walt Whitman on what to do.

Click on poem to enlarge.

My connection to the internet keeps going on and off,
Bonnie's computer looses it's connection but not at the same time as my laptop.
In the schematic D-Link is the wireless connection for my laptop.
The surfboard is the cable modem.

There is one thin cable coming out of the d-link?
What is it? Where does it end?
We have no idea!

How Gullible Are We?

A student at Eagle Rock Junior High won first prize at the Greater Idaho Falls Science Fair. He was attempting to show how conditioned we have become to alarmists practicing junk science and spreading fear of everything in our environment. In his project he urged people to sign a petition demanding strict control or total elimination of the chemical "dihydrogen monoxide."

And for plenty of good reasons, since:

1. it can cause excessive sweating and vomiting
2. it is a major component in acid rain
3. it can cause severe burns in its gaseous state
4. accidental inhalation can kill you
5. it contributes to erosion
6. it decreases effectiveness of automobile brakes
7. it has been found in tumors of terminal cancer patients

He asked 50 people if they supported a ban of the chemical.

would you sign it?

click here for the results