The history of world wars depicted by food.

It's inane and poignant all at the same time.

I thought I knew I knew it all,
But now I must confess,
The more I know I know I know,
I know I know the less.

We constantly have issues with our house.
A faucet here and a window there and I wish I had a dining room.
But if I had to use this door everyday!

The infamous campaign commercial in the 1964 election.

I love dumb blonde jokes but I think most of us have heard them all.
But not this one.

I laughed so hard I think I broke a rib!

Click here for the joke

Clement Atlee was using the urinal in the

House of Commons one day when Winston Churchill

took up a position at the opposite end.

"Feeling standoffish today, are we, Winston?" Atlee asked.

"That's right," Churchill said.

"Every time you see something big, you want to nationalize it."

The city black in the distance
The firey dawn trying to break the black,
My travels today will take me through that black to the other side,
Down Flatbush ave to the Verrazano narrows,
on again through New Jersey,
I know exactly where and when I will be at any given moment for the next ten hours,
Yet, like Hiezenbergs uncertainty principle states, I cannot really know where "I" am.

'The fact is that the global temperature of 2007
is statistically the same as 2006 and every year since 2001'

Go to my global warming page to read the whole story.
And this is from a very liberal/green publication!

"The Nativity story of nearly twenty centuries ago is known by all faiths
as a hymn to the brotherhood of man. For Christians, it is the fulfillment
of age-old prophecies and the reaffirmation of God's great love for all of
us. Through a generous Heavenly Father's gift of His Son, hope and compassion
entered a world weary with fear and despair and changed it for all time. On
Christmas, we celebrate the birth of Christ with prayer, feasting, and great
merriment. But, most of all, we experience it in our hearts. For, more than
just a day, Christmas is a state of mind. It is found throughout the year
whenever faith overcomes doubt, hope conquers despair, and love triumphs over
hate. It is present when men of any creed bring love and understanding to
the hearts of their fellow man. The feeling is seen in the wondrous faces
of children and in the hopeful eyes of the aged. It overflows the hearts
of cheerful givers and the souls of the caring. And it is reflected in the
brilliant colors, joyful sounds, and beauty of the winter season. Let us
resolve to honor this spirit of Christmas and strive to keep it throughout
the year." ---Ronald Reagan (http://Reagan2020.US/)

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A very cool palindrome.


GATEMAN, sides reversed, is NAMETAG

A long sunset climbing down the tree
Goodnight to the good day.

The night brings magic!
with nativities and good cheer!

This Bear pond, one of my favorite places.


There is this little park off of
Hylan blvd on Staten Island.

This is a test.
I have a new digital camera
and it takes videos.
This is the same turnpike
ticket booth that
Tony Soprano drives
through in the opening of the show.