NEIL'S THOUGHTS

9GAG - On/Off Mug

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So Cool!9GAG - On/Off Mug

The Adjustment Bureau

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The Adjustment Bureau (2011) - IMDbA must see

Brilliant Idea!! - Video

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Brilliant Idea!! - Video

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Source OurAmazingPlanet.com, Exploring the wonder and beauty of planet Earth through exclusive news, features and images.

Coffee cup analogy

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A group of alumni, highly established in their careers, got together to visit their old university lecturer. Conversation soon turned into complaints about stress in work and life.Offering his guests coffee, the lecturer went to the kitchen and returned with a large pot of coffee and an assortment of cups: porcelain, plastic, glass, some plain-looking and some expensive and exquisite, telling

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The Seven Blunders of the World is a list that Mohandas Karamchand Gandhi gave to his grandson Arun Gandhi, written on a piece of paper, on their final day together, not too long before his assassination.[1] The seven blunders are:Wealth without workPleasure without conscienceKnowledge without characterCommerce without moralityScience without humanityWorship without sacrificePolitics without

Charles Schultz Philosophy

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1. Name the five wealthiest people in the world.2. Name the last five Heisman trophy winners.3. Name the last five winners of the Miss America Contest.4. Name ten people who have won the Nobel or Pulitzer Prize.5. Name the last half dozen Academy Award winners for best actor and actress.6. Name the last decade’s worth of World Series winners.How did you do?The point is, none of us remember the

The Straight Dope: If I fire a gun while near light speed, will the bullet EXCEED light speed?

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If I fire a gun while near light speed, will the bullet EXCEED light speed?if you ponder this matter awhile, you will inevitably come to the following conclusion: the faster you go, the slower you go. Ergo, the speed of light cannot be exceeded.And you wonder why physics is my favorite subject.

Life

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A boat docked in a tiny Mexican village. An American tourist complimented the Mexican fisherman on the quality of his fish and asked how long it took him to catch them. "Not very long," answered the Mexican. "But then, why didn't you stay out longer and catch more?" asked the American. The Mexican explained that his small catch was sufficient to meet his needs and those of his family.The

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i am in a constant battle with my mind. i go from thinking that i am special for being "intelligent" to realizing that being aware of my being special is, in fact a sign that i am just seeking attention and simply something i like thinking about myself. then i realize that being aware of that fact counter-acts itself, and i am stuck in an endless paradox of myself. i have not yet learned how to

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WAYS IN WHICHSPIDER-MAN DOES NOT"DO WHATEVER ASPIDER CAN."BY JON MITCHELL- - - -Does not procreate with other spiders.Does not wash down the drain easily.Does not ambulate octopedally.Does not produce warm glow of satisfaction at one's own beneficent and merciful nature upon escorting him gently outside in an upturned drinking glass. MORE LISTS

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High School 1957 vs 2009 by Dan Nickerson on 08/29/2009 Scenario 1: Jack goes quail hunting before school and then pulls into the school parking lot with his shotgun in his truck’s gun rack. 1957 – Vice Principal comes over, looks at Jack’s shotgun, goes to his car and gets his shotgun to show Jack. 2009 - School goes into lock down, FBI called, Jack hauled off to jail and

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Escher's impossible box that I made for real.No photoshop at all.

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This Living Hand This living hand, now warm and capable Of earnest grasping, would, if it were cold And in the icy silence of the tomb, So haunt thy days and chill thy dreaming nights That thou wouldst wish thine own heart dry of blood So in my veins red life might stream again, And

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A Joint Invitation to Return to States’ Rights Posted on 07 May 2009 by M.J. “Manny” Steele, South Dakota Representative (Dist. 12) Greetings from South Dakota. I am proud to announce that South Dakota was the first state to accomplish bicameral passage of its resolution, HCR1013, to affirm our state’s rights. Joining me today to announce the successful passage this year of

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NEW PREAMBLE TO THE CONSTITUTION The Bear on May 08 2009 at 5:09 am | Filed under: Culture “We the sensible people of the United States, in an attempt to help everyone get along, restore some semblance of justice, avoid more riots, keep our nation safe, promote positive behavior, and secure the blessings of debt-free liberty to ourselves and our great-great-great-grandchildren, hereby

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The person who invented this sentence is either a Vocabulary GENIUS or is absolutely JOBLESS. Why? You’ll soon find out !!! Read the sentence below carefully…“I do not know where family doctors acquired illegibly perplexing handwriting nevertheless, extraordinary pharmaceutical intellectuality counterbalancing indecipherability, transcendentalizes intercommunications incomprehensibleness”. This

Ian' homework

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Ian had to memorize this part of the Declaration.He and I did this to help him memorize it.

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what happens!? Fate will always bring what is destined.But how we react?How we use what destiny gives us,Well, thats the rub.

Just perfect

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The crowd at Lincolns first Inaugural

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View the video at Sangent

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On 10 November 1775, the Second Continental Congress resolved to create two battalions of Continental Marines for the War of Independence from Britain. In 1798, President John Adams signed the Act establishing the United States Marine Corps.It is the soldier, not the reporter,Who has given us freedom of the press.It is the soldier, not the poet,Who has given us freedom of speech.It is the soldier

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At the start of the new millennium the Dalai Lama apparently issued eighteen rules for living. 1. Take into account that great love and great achievements involve great risk.2. When you lose, don’t lose the lesson.3. Follow the three Rs: 1. Respect for self2. Respect for others3. Responsibility for all your actions. 4. Remember that not getting what you want is sometimes a wonderful stroke of

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Borromean rings

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Borromean rings are a structure in which no two rings are interlocked, yet the three are inseparable. I’ve been puzzling over the meaning of this lately. They’ve been used to represent the Holy Trinity (natch), but could they also represent some other natural or philosophical truth? Red herrings abound: the Borromean PB&J sandwich, for example, is negated by the undeniable goodness of toast with

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Matthew Perry TotallyLooks LikeJohn C. Breckinridge

I need one of these!

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An Apple a day keeps the clocks running?

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There Are Hundreds Of Paths Up The Mountain There are hundreds of paths up the mountain,all leading in the same direction,so it doesn't matter which path you take.The only one wasting time is the onewho runs around and around the mountain,telling everyone that his or her path is wrong. Hindu teaching

get lost in a book

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Birthday cake and Bobby, A good weekend.

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"Those who danced were thought to be quite insane by those who could not hear the music." ~ Angela Monet ~

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Bathtub Test During a visit to the mental asylum, a visitor asked the Director how do you determine whether or not a patient should be institutionalized. 'Well,' said the Director, 'we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the patient and ask him or her to empty the bathtub.' 'Oh, I understand,' said the visitor. 'A normal person

the man who saved us all.

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Stanislav Yevgrafovich Petrovread how he did it here

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today I am gratefull because...

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I love my Job!I love my Job!I love my Job!I love my Job!

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The Voluntary Human Extinction Movement "May we live long and die out"

the wisdom of crowds

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History Lesson

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Monday, 09.01.08 @ 12:02PM Most people don't know that back in 1912, Hellmann's mayonnaise was manufactured in England. In fact, the Titanic was carrying 12,000 jars of the condiment scheduled for delivery in Vera Cruz, Mexico, which was to be the next

A rap freestyle battle translated into proper English

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Every man must do two things alone; he must do his own believing and his own dying. Martin Luther (1483-1546) German priest and scholar.

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The best self portrait ever

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tao te ching

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verse 27 a good traveler has no fixed plansand is not intent upon arrivinga good artist lets his intuitionlead him wherever it wantsa good scientist has freed himself of conceptsand keeps his mind open to what isthus the master is available to all peopleand doesn't reject anyonehe is ready to use all situationsand doesn't waste anythingthis is called embodying the lightwhat is a good man but a

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The best movie trailer re-editsFrom Taxi Driver as a rom-com to Mary Poppins as a horror, it's surprising how effective a re-written voice over and a few well chosen songs on the soundtrack can be. Have a look at these fan-made, re-edited movie trailers and vote for the most inventive, convincing and ultimately entertaining ones.

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go click on this, its well done.

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clipped from www.mcsweeneys.netHAMLET(FACEBOOK NEWSFEED EDITION).BY SARAH SCHMELLING

Western Spagetti

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some older pics

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a Little Late but funny

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NJ balloon festival

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very tired, will post more pics in the AM

a Day with Butterflies

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Fibonacci sequence

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My version of the sequence

Denville fireworks

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Bonnie took this video. I feel like I was there!

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“It is impossible to rightly govern the world without God and the Bible.” George Washington“I am sorry for men who do not read the Bible every day. I wonder why they deprive themselves of the strength and pleasure.” Woodrow Wilson“Hold fast to the Bible as the sheet anchor of your liberties, write its precepts on your hearts and practice them in your lives.” Ulysses S. Grant“The Bible is a book

Mento's and Carlsburg beer

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You've seen Mento's being put in soda, now see what happens when you put it in beer.

a Good word

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Matthew27Who of you by worrying can add a single hour to his life?"

Our day at Coney Island

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It was a few weeks ago but it took some time putting it together.click here or on the pic to see our trip.

one of the best photos I have ever seen

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from 2001 A Space Odyssey

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The full text of the Zero Gravity Toilet Instructions: ZERO GRAVITY TOILET PASSENGERS ARE ADVISED TO READ INSTRUCTIONS BEFORE USE - 1. The toilet is of the standard zero-gravity type. Depending on requirements, System A and/or System B can be used, details of which are clearly marked in the toilet compartment. When operating System A, depress lever and a plastic dalkron eliminator will be

overheard?

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clipped from www.millionface.com

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READ THIS BEFORE WATCHING THE VIDEO:THIS WOMAN IN THE VIDEO FOUND THIS LION INJURED IN THE FOREST READY TO DIE.SHE TOOK THE LION WITH HER AND NURSED THE LION BACK TO HEALTH. WHEN THELION WAS BETTER SHE MADE ARRANGEMENTS WITH A ZOO TO TAKE THE LION AND GIVEIT A NEW AND HAPPY HOME.THIS VIDEO WAS TAKEN WHEN THE WOMAN AFTER SOME TIME WENT TO GO VISIT THELION TO SEE HOW HE WAS DOING. WATCH THE LION’S

Ian and I got Lingham stones!

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What are they you ask?They are unpolished, uncut stones that take on theirshapes by tumbling beneath a water fall in India.The Narmada [Devanagri: नर्मदा Gujarati: નર્મદા or Nerbudda (Narbada)] is a river in central India and the fifth largest river in Indian subcontinent. Narmada, a Sanskirt word means ‘One who endows with bliss’. It forms the traditional boundary between North India and South

I am oddly fascinated by this

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light trails

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thanks Dad for this email. very funny

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A thief in Paris planned to steal some paintings from the Louvre. After careful planning, he got past security, stole the paintings, and made it safely to his van.However, he was captured only two blocks away when his van ran out of gas.When asked how he could mastermind such a crime and then make such an obvious error, he replied, 'Monsieur, that is the reason I stole the paintings.' I had

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(3 + 4)3 = 343

a little story I wrote

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United space federation space station Y.A. Way1243:222 I'm not sure what started me spinning.The humans that live and work inside me? Or some strange quantum space event?My small guidance jets are completely inadequate in correcting this problem.1243:236No corrections in attitude seem to be working.nothing is decreasing the rate of the spin.I am not even sure the civilians on board are even aware

2008 Darwin Awards

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I always love when I see the new Darwin awards!IT ALWAYS SEEMS IMPORTANT TO THANK THESE PEOPLE FOR REMOVING THEMSELVES FROM THE GENE POOL.Eighth PlaceIn Detroit , a 41-year-old man, got stuck and drowned in two feet of water after squeezing head first through an 18-inch-wide sewer grate to retrieve his car keys.Seventh PlaceA 49-year-old San Francisco stockbroker, who ‘totally zoned when he ran,’

too cool

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clipped from www.mcphee.comVladimir Lenin Head Pops Celebrate the fall of communism and show your support for obscure political irony by munching on these Vladimir Lenin Head Pops! Each cola flavored sucker is about 2-1/4" tall with a 4" plastic stick. Twenty-four individually wrapped lollipops in each illustrated display box.Vladimir Lenin Head Popsitem 11850Box of 24 $27.95

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clipped from www.dailymail.co.ukRevealed after 50 years: The secret of the greatest-ever student prankBy Laura Clark Last updated at 11:37 PM on 27th June 2008It was probably the most ingenious student prank of all time.In June 1958, Cambridge awoke to see a car perched at the apex of an inaccessible rooftop, looking as if it were driving across the skyline.The spectacle made headlines around the

I have been trying to figure out how this is done.

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Good Advise

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"There are two rules for success," says Raymond Smullyan. "Rule number one: Never tell all you know."

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"M.C. Escher Car"

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Scientists believe Mars lander exposed ice crumbs

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clipped from news.yahoo.com By JOHN ANTCZAK, Associated Press Writer LOS ANGELES - Scientists believe NASA's Phoenix Mars lander exposed bits of ice while recently digging a trench in the soil of the Martian arctic, the mission's principal investigator said Thursday.

More pics from Ian and I camping

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Marshmallow in mouth, wet and dirty.What more would a boy want!

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See! told you so!

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clipped from nwahomepage.comCoffee: Good for the Heart?Reported by: Nichelle SullivanMonday, Jun 16, 2008 @05:45pm CSTResearchers found people who drank more coffee, reduced their risk of dying from heart disease. The study followed 125,000 people for more than two decades and controlled for diet, exercise and other factors that can affect health.Researcher Dr. Harold Cox says coffee contains

JOIN NOW!

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clipped from www.webmonkey.comFirefox 3 Download Day Announced: Tuesday, June 17It’s official: Firefox 3 will arrive Tuesday, June 17. The Mozilla Developer News blog posted the announcement this morning, saying that “after more than 34 months of active development, and with the contributions of thousands, we’re proud to announce that we’re ready.”Of course there’s always the chance a

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Everyone else had gas stoves and other high tech equipment.Nott for me! cooking on a wood fire is the best and easiest way to cook.Some, with all there gizmos ended up having hot dogs for every meal.I an and I ate like kings!Notice that the coffee was on at all times.The ring of fire, We help our Pack meeting, song songs, gave awards and acted out skits. We retire some old flags and Ian got

Amazing!

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Scorsese does Hitchcock

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clipped from funmeme.comA Forgotten AnniversaryTom, a loving husband, was in trouble. He had forgotten his wedding anniversary and his wife was really ticked off at him. She told him, "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in under six seconds, AND IT BETTER BE THERE." The next morning, Tom got up really early. When his wife woke up a couple of

Some old pics of mine

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Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one.Albert Einstein

Alot of people believe this.

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A lot of people thought the Earth was flat.A lot of people still think we are causing global warming.clipped from quegrande.orgLARGE HADRON COLLIDERWILL KILL US DEAD IN 67 DAYS, 07 HOURS, 54 MINUTES AND 12 SECONDS

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Idiot of the day

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Before his students arrived for a graduate course in logic, Raymond Smullyan wrote on the blackboard:PLEASE DO NOT ERASE — BECAUSE IF YOU DO, THOSE WHO COME LATER WON'T KNOW THAT THEY SHOULDN'T ERASE.

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clipped from www.popularmechanics.comPhysicist: Einstein Would Approve of Moving the Island on LostHow did Ben make the island "disappear" in last night's season finale? It's all relativity, argues a top professor who even uses Lost in his classes. Wormholes, 305-degree bearings, the Casimir effect—it all checks out with quantum mechanics, and could explain a lot for next season.Last night on

WOW!

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